I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.
– Vice President (and soon-to-be President) George Herbert Walker Bush, 1987
This little nugget of wisdom from a former President of the United States of America was neither prescient nor reflective, wise nor foolish. It was merely an obtuse echo, and one that has been resounding since the first human decided the real loonies were the ones running the asylum. Ever since that first atheist drew a free breath, the faithful have been trying to … There’s more of this shit. Click here.
You know what? Fuck it. The neo-racists are right. The Washington Redskins can keep their name.
“It’s just a name. It’s meant to honor the Native Americans or something. It’s not a racial epithet. People are too sensitive, and the only people complaining are a handful of white liberals. I’ve never met a Native American who complains about it. It’s not meant as a racial epithet; therefore, it isn’t one.”
That’s the neo-racist argument, and I’ve decided I agree.
With that in mind, I propose the next NFL team name (whether by change, expansion, … There’s more of this shit. Click here.
Yesterday, the California Supreme Court upheld Proposition Hate. Okay, Prop 8. Spot the difference if you can. Here, I give you my open letter to those who funded, supported, campaigned and voted for yet another attempt to create a precedent for second-class citizens:
“Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.” – Matthew 25:40
Is there something unclear about that passage? Are you so ignorant of the tenets of your own religion that you don’t … There’s more of this shit. Click here.
I’ve been thinking about the Rapture. For those not in the know, the Rapture is an event believed by certain sects of the Christian cult to follow Armageddon, whereupon the chosen faithful will be plucked from the Earth and then will float up to heaven for an eternity of late-night Scrabble with the baby Jesus. Only, naked.
That’s the great part. They float up to heaven naked. It’s like floaty Christian porn. And being the repressed puritanical cult that they are, I imagine there’s going to be a lot of wood during the Rapture.
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If you’ve never seen South Park, you’re missing the only heir to the long-vacated throne of satire. Not since All In The Family and The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour has a show unflinchingly taken on a sleeping public and the completely ludicrous horseshit they allow to pass unchecked.
If you think South Park is just fart jokes and foulmouthed cartoon (third and)fourth graders, then you are not paying attention. Take the episode, “Christians Are Retarded” for example.
The main thrust of the episode revolves around new Disney teen music sensations, … There’s more of this shit. Click here.