Enter Teh Ego
This is my blog. There are words in it. Enjoy them. They are about me. Even when I’m talking about something else, I’m still doing the talking. It’s all about me. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
I am awesome. See how clever I am? I quote famous people, or hip song lyrics. I write with passion and wit about things that are interesting. I display my obviously susperior intellect at all times, even when I misspell “superior”.
I write poems to let you know how introspective and sensitive I am. I call it like I see it, and I always see it correctly. Me me me me me. You are blown away by my insight and erudition. Me, my, I, me me.
I tell stories about how cool I am, and in them, I am the lone righteous voice in a chorus of corruption. I shoulder every cross with dignity and grace, and I do it all for you. By which I mean me.
When I sex up the ladies, they are always satisfied. You love me. You hang on my every word, and grow more impressed with each passing second. Ladies love me, girls adore me. I mean, even the ones who never saw me. See? I just snuck a Rob Base quote in there. Wasn’t that just the shit?
Now, be sure to comment, and tell me how righteous and correct I am. Or, deliver a ham-fisted, badly spelled monosyllabic diatribe against me. Because if you disagree, you’re obviously an idiot.
I am awesome. Me diddly me me, a-ding a-dang me.
Tags: Humor, Randy Just Being An Asshole
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February 9th, 2009 at 6:19 AM
“This blog post was slow.” said Peterson.
“The prose, although funny, was not of truly prime quality.”
I’m still giving serious credence into the idea of trying stand up. So to that end, I am in preparation by sitting hunched over my computer screen as the smoke from the cigarette dangling from my mouth makes it’s inevitable way to my eyes while I sit surrounded by empty cans of Diet Coke and bottles of Paulaner Heffe-Weizen underneath the scant light of a 40 watt bulb and type my strongly worded manifesto with one hand and shakily masturbate with the other.
…I mean, that’s how the pros do it, right?
February 17th, 2009 at 9:05 AM
randychestnut.com – great domain name for blog like this)))
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my blog: http://potet.ru/