California, Uber Assholes

Yesterday, the California Supreme Court upheld Proposition Hate. Okay, Prop 8. Spot the difference if you can. Here, I give you my open letter to those who funded, supported, campaigned and voted for yet another attempt to create a precedent for second-class citizens:

“Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.” – Matthew 25:40

Is there something unclear about that passage? Are you so ignorant of the tenets of your own religion that you don’t … There’s more of this shit. Click here.

Just Say No To Drugs – Now Take These

I have written before about my various and wonderful medical issues. To be clear, none are immediately life-threatening, so there are a lot of people out there further along on the misery scale than I. Which has never been the issue with me; I have a high threshold for suffering. Lots of training. But again, that’s not the issue.

The issue is – and always has been – why I believe they call inflicting health care on people “practice”. It’s not just an amusing coincidence of synonymous terms.

For example, I have a … There’s more of this shit. Click here.

He Stole The Title From A Minolta Commercial.


It’s unfortunate how personally I take it when the lowest of the low, the dregs of the art world, the cynical and greedy succeed. It not only speaks volumes about my fellow American’s frustrating gullibility and laziness, but it also cheapens something I love very, very much. And it makes me sad.


Bill Hicks should have been a multimillionaire with an unedited, uncensored nightly program. If for no other … There’s more of this shit. Click here.

The Beautiful People

I’ve been thinking about the Rapture. For those not in the know, the Rapture is an event believed by certain sects of the Christian cult to follow Armageddon, whereupon the chosen faithful will be plucked from the Earth and then will float up to heaven for an eternity of late-night Scrabble with the baby Jesus. Only, naked.

That’s the great part. They float up to heaven naked. It’s like floaty Christian porn. And being the repressed puritanical cult that they are, I imagine there’s going to be a lot of wood during the Rapture.

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They Have Hotels On Boardwalk And Park Place

The other day, I was presented with a cardstock door hanger of the ugliest color possible: and electric greenish-yellow, like infected Shrek snot. It announced that We Energies, a company based in Milwaukee, was going to cut off our gas for nonpayment.
“Who the fuck is We Energies?” I asked. “We get our gas from SPW&L.”

Upon calling, I found out. We Energies is the sole supplier of gas to our neighborhood. SPW&L doesn’t supply our gas, and never did. I didn’t know this, because the people who lived in our apartment prior to us didn’t … There’s more of this shit. Click here.