HaulRandy Chestnut.
Dot Com.
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This is the web site for American stand up comedian Randy Chestnut. If you have reached this page in error, you are completely fucking lost. We humbly recommend you turn off your computer and do something for which you have the technical skill. Watching monster trucks, perhaps.
If, however, you are trying to find information about the aforementioned Randy Chestnut, proceed at your own pleasure.

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Site Navigation
Schedule Coming Soon
Where The Rubber Meets The Road (Randy Chestnut's official blog)
Click To Kill The Radio Star (i.e. video clips, for the young, nonwestern, or ignorant)
Shameless Aggrandizing (i.e. achievements and the like, for the scant of vocabulary)Behold the hand!
Biographical Information  (If you can't work out what that means, you're beyond our help)
Contact  (Email only; he doesn't like you that  much)

Around The Web
Comedy Club On State Street  (Randy's home club) 

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